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"You can't have your cake and eat it, too!"
Why the hell not? Of course you're going to eat the cake if you have it, otherwise it will rot. Yeah right, and I'm going to watch a cake rot? In your dreams.
What idiot thought up such a phrase to apply it to something that was bad?
Why the hell should I have cake if I can't eat it, too? I want pie and meat and potatoes and gravy. Am I supposed to sit and stare at a table full of food begging me to eat it like some kind of monastic self-flagellator?I don't think so.
I make my own culinary choices, I'll have you know!
John Keats is growing on me by the minute. He wrote "Eat your cake and have it too". Andrew Motion in the biography reckons he turned into Dr Cake. How apt. Shame he died so young. Did the cake have anything to do with it?
Ok, lets get this straight, you can eat your cake and not have it, have your cake and not eat it, but the trick is to eat your cake and have it too.
In fact as Easter is here I am also going to eat all the eggs. Look no further, I am the very person that ate all the pies.I will eat all the cake.
Why the hell not? Of course you're going to eat the cake if you have it, otherwise it will rot. Yeah right, and I'm going to watch a cake rot? In your dreams.
What idiot thought up such a phrase to apply it to something that was bad?
Why the hell should I have cake if I can't eat it, too? I want pie and meat and potatoes and gravy. Am I supposed to sit and stare at a table full of food begging me to eat it like some kind of monastic self-flagellator?I don't think so.
I make my own culinary choices, I'll have you know!
John Keats is growing on me by the minute. He wrote "Eat your cake and have it too". Andrew Motion in the biography reckons he turned into Dr Cake. How apt. Shame he died so young. Did the cake have anything to do with it?
Ok, lets get this straight, you can eat your cake and not have it, have your cake and not eat it, but the trick is to eat your cake and have it too.
In fact as Easter is here I am also going to eat all the eggs. Look no further, I am the very person that ate all the pies.I will eat all the cake.
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